Duke plays pinball, buys food from vending machines and kicks the ass of anyone who looks at him funnily.įinally, a voiceover poses a question to the attentive audience. There's our hero, hornier than a Viking hat shop, flinging money at strippers, sporting bazookas and mounting motorbikes. There's a breathtaking Las Vegas cityscape, the camera swooping in and out of casinos, dazzling explosions and grotesque creatures. And what a trailer it is! Pure Duke-ness seeps from every pore. After ogling this actor and his impressive assets, a crowd of assorted fanboys gather around a TV screen to chow down on a visual feast.Īfter four years of absence, Duke Nukem (sexist mofo, alien killer and all-round destructive lunatic) has finally returned - and here, at E3 2001, is a video for his long-awaited sequel, Duke Nukem Forever. Alongside this walking steroid are two scantily clad ladies who shake it' whenever their master commands. A meathead with dyed blonde hair wields a big plastic shooter at anyone who dares cross his path.
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